Zombie quartet guide me home

A drinking game controlled with voice commands. Take a sip at every fail. 

It happens every night. Steve hangs around at the zombie-pub with his friends, and he always drinks too much brain-beer. On his way back home he leaves his eyeballs at the pub. Now his friends have to guide him home using vocal commands.

Speak on the microphone using five simple vocal commands.

If you are playing with your friends split the vocal commands among all the players. Each one will be in charge of one or more commands.

DISCLAIMER

This game does not endorse immoderate drinking.  This is a funny game but drinking habit is serious. Please drink responsibly. Don't drink and drive; If you are not of drinking age use other liquids; Pregnant women should not drink alcohol.